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Crispy Washington

When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.
We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?
by Cripsy January 4, 2019
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Rusty Washington

The act of inserting a dollar bill into the anus of a suspecting or unsuspecting companion. The bill must not be rolled, but rather flattened against the ass and propelled by a pointed index finger (or middle for more depth), making the sides of the dollar stick out like a shuttlecock (badminton).

Rusty Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin are also acceptable terms.
Destiny wouldn't shut up about the alimony money, so I gave that ho 5 rusty franklins, 2 rusty jacksons and finished strong with a rusty washington.
by JoeStrato March 9, 2018
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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
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Washington Sheriffs

New nfl football team name. We salute our sheriffs because they are strong. No one wants to be a sheriff in any city especially Washington. #UrbanWay #2020 #IYKYK
Washington Sheriff’s playin tonight cuz? Nah mane birds playing. Iykyk

The name of the future Washington football team is the Washington Sheriffs
by Cah Million December 21, 2021
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washington wedge

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
by Ski_squared February 2, 2022
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George Washington

The father of our country, America, 1st president of the U.S.A.
Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"

Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"
by Dumb_American March 18, 2024
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George Washington

"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"
by Stfu p May 24, 2020
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