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Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's
Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?
by Zenoxum July 3, 2021
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wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.
by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017
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wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
by Chloebelle February 9, 2018
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dweeb-wanker

An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster November 19, 2011
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academic wanker

An individual complicating matters just to jack off that they know terminology/ books/academic papers.
Academic wanker: "I am looking to affect my footprint negatively from this application."

Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"
by Yippewhooptywoo November 30, 2022
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Glove Wanker

To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.
Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”
by Rokena February 20, 2020
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Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
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