gay wanker

A very gay person

Kokichi is such a gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023

Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.

Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"

by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023

lass wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.

Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.

by NobodyLikesYanVed November 6, 2022

academic wanker

An individual complicating matters just to jack off that they know terminology/ books/academic papers.

Academic wanker: "I am looking to affect my footprint negatively from this application."

Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"

by Yippewhooptywoo November 30, 2022

wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022

wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna

“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”

by mario’s December 23, 2021

Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022