Omg his mom called him a Jake and he didn’t understand so she had to say he was a fuck up in front of his whole family
by Kjnewpatek February 8, 2020

When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up
Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022

A Canadian hardcore punk band, notable for winning the Polaris prize for their album "The Chemistry of Common Life".
Guy 1: "Did you go to the Fucked Up concert at the pub last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro I got kneed in the balls but it was great"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro I got kneed in the balls but it was great"
by Nicefisher October 12, 2020

When you say someone stole your phone but you we're just using it as a vibrator. Then you go take someone's old phone and use theirs.
by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

by alone_forever March 15, 2021
