Uncle Chester

Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.

My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.

by I am Hitler July 31, 2019

Uncle Petey

Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.

Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.

Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.

by DixGrits June 21, 2019

Uncle Sticksticko

That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.

Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?

by stoopidhead March 6, 2009

Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019

uncle-daddy

when your mom got nailed by your uncle.. that union produced you.. hence uncle-daddy..

My uncle-daddy is taking me to the zoo with my cousin-brother

by tabbacocubano April 3, 2011

Uncle Fucker

A person who fucks his/her uncle andit is on"South Park Bigger,Longer,and Uncut" sung by Terrence and Phillip.

You don't work or mow your lawn.
You fuck your uncle all night long.

by Gonads Hahahahaha April 3, 2004

Uncle Scott

one badass uncle. teacher of viking warlords and crushing midgets with sausage fingers.

sausage fingers, uncle scott

by ticketmasterjen February 19, 2009