Hoscial Media

Ho’s hanging out on social media strictly for a hook up, likes or popularity.

He is always on Hoscial Media trying to attract those Ho’s.

by rbmmblnd August 13, 2024

Mid-Stream Media

Information published by organizations that are media sources but not considered main stream media

OAN and Vox are mid-stream media sources

by Spiroc0724 September 26, 2020

Media diagnosis

All the b.s. characteristics (b.s because the said characteristics are overwhelmingly false by like 99.5%) that the media invents about you and diagnoses you with

Aoc just received a negative media diagnosis on fox news.

by Sexydimma July 22, 2022

Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

get off of social media

To take an hiatus of social media (lol)

You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.

by thecharacterwannie June 9, 2022

Taking a break from social media

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.

Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025

Slowcial media

Platforms that foster unhurried and meaningful connection between humans.

I'm not on social media, it gives me anxiety. I prefer slowcial media where I can take my time.

by waxhead91 July 31, 2020