swift, the discord user

Swift, the person who says funny things and more in etc.
He says deez nuts jokes.

He's also named Monke man

I met swift, the discord user yesterday!

by Swifsu February 20, 2023

Taylor Swift

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!

Normal person: Taylor swift
Me: THE MF MUSIC INDUSTRY

by natzswifties December 12, 2023

Taylor Swift

the most amazing woman ever. she’s got people through so many things. her music is like a big hug.

“who’s taylor swift”
“the music industry”

by dorothea13 November 2, 2023

Taylor Swift official page

Taylor Swift official page

Taylor Swift official page

by Minah200 August 14, 2023

Swift

An attractive woman or girl, usually referencing white girls.

A: Damn Morgan is a true swift.
B: I know she hot af.

by Kreppsyy June 24, 2023

phil swift

A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.

"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"

by sehiers April 28, 2021

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024