Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.

Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”

by Daddy Dimadome August 21, 2020

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 28, 2024

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama

jarred beat me up then took my bitch

by justin911 December 20, 2022

Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 02, 2019

Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Jarred

Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born

Jarred is a bitch

by I'm not the one December 20, 2016