The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.
by Nialltheboss June 23, 2019
Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.
by John Warner August 20, 2006
When you take a poop and one poop released from your anus floats in the water (forms a floater). Then a second poop, partially released from your anus hangs down and touches the poop in the water, thereby connecting the poop in your butt to the poop in the water, and forming a "poop bridge".
by outerbanx October 16, 2008
I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop.
by spudart December 28, 2011
it’s poop o’clock!
by poopoclock420 August 20, 2019
by dirtyD buds! September 21, 2013