university of northwestern ohio

just don't

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Just don't go to the university of northwestern ohio

by MIssingChromosone September 28, 2021

The Ohio State University

A university located in Columbus Ohio. A member of a conference of universities of whom ALL of which are ranked within the top 30 public universities in the nation, a fact which no other conference can claim to, especially the SEC, which only has one school which is worth a shit. Ohio State prides itself in being a university that does more than recruit good college football players, because as it turns out, in the big scheme of things winning football games and hiesman trophies doesn't really mean shit. Though ironically, Ohio State has won more games and heisman trophies than almost anyone.

Oh, you care about what you do with your life AFTER college? Go to The Ohio State University or another Big Ten school

by bucks_rule January 25, 2011

nice weather in Ohio

Something that has yet to be seen.

See oxymoron.

"Will you go out with me?"

"Sure, when theres nice weather in Ohio."

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

go back to ohio

what you say to little sex and the city wannabees and typical frat boy types as they infiltrate and destory new york city with their safe and mundane attitudes and behavior.

"Hey guys, let's put on our sandals and cargo shorts and leave our pad to go grab some beers. Man, NY is so great and full of culture! Look, an Urban Outfitters!"

"Listen to these fools! Go back to Ohio, a**holes!"

by The Master of NYC July 2, 2008

akron, ohio

located 45 minutes away from cleveland. a corny city filled with mostly lames. a place where people from cleveland or canton (where they get in trouble) come to akron to stay out the way or go to school.home of lebron james, most traveled bus line number is the 2 (arlington) always packed and 18 thornton.

if you are in akron, ohio, some will say u got some bomb or fruit????? lames...c.... told ya so

by Lady G June 12, 2008

Ohio-Kufar-Dog

From modern Koudeilandic myths and children's games and internet culture. Ohio-Kufar-Dogs are average atheists during the day, but at night, they turn into vicious (often rabid) dogs, much like werewolves, and chase people through woods and/or quiet suburban streets at night. When the Ohio-Kufar-Dog comes near you, you will hear the song Swag Like Ohio by Lil B playing in the distance with bass turned up very high and it will become louder as the close in on you. The only ways to escape Ohio-Kufar-Dogs is to crush up leaves from a Wax Myrtle plant (Myrica Cerifera)and rub them on your skin. Muslims also claim saying "A'udhu billahi min ash-shaytan ir-rajeem," also makes them vanish if you have no Wax Myrtle leaves.

The Ohio-Kufar-Dog pack charged through the pines and Antarctic moss, closing in. My hear nearly beat out my chest as I heard bells and a man saying "It's ya boy little B," and I barely made it to the creek full of myrtle groves when I heard "Swag like Ohio, f__king all these b--ches," but luckily, I'm alright because introduced Wax Myrtle spread all over coastal Koudeiland.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 26, 2023

New Straitsville Ohio

This is the town of the most famous twack stars and punk ass bitches who think there cool but only have three teeth from all the meth they've smoked. New straitsville used to be famous for moonshine, now it's only famous for twack (meth). If you ever decide to visit New Straitsville, we'll welcome you by saying "welcome to tweeker town where all the twack packers live"

"Come to New Straitsville Ohio for the Twack, it's on Ewing street"

by Sara Peter April 26, 2019