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monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find
John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck
by HennerPenner April 9, 2021
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monke :)
Me: ME AND MY MONKE :))))))))))))))))
by eaga September 30, 2021
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monke

When u return to your true primal state and reject modernity and humanity. A true sign of a sigma male behaviour.
Go outside, se a rock, lift a rock, throw the rock, move on with your life.
I am so tired of this fucking life I just want to go and live in a forest. :return to monke:
when u get so high that your brain shuts off and u start making noises and acting like a monke
by Dejatheking May 22, 2022
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Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.
Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
by AliUK September 16, 2010
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Monking

Monking is like munting someone’s spirituality instead of munting person‘s body Munt the person’s mind it tends to lead to schizophrenia or goonvana.
Yo bro I’m Monking right now

Oh shit you good
Yea I’m in goonvna
by Ahmad Danielson January 28, 2025
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big monk

by fjinfdaibnfdibndpibnsfgbfsg September 15, 2022
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monke

Monke is REALLY smart and hot. Cuz man who go to bed with itchy butthole will wake up with stinky finger!!
rat: Monke is really hot!
by rat taco January 4, 2022
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