Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024
Get the Autumn Dog Minemug. sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 1, 2022
Get the your dick is bigger than minemug. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
Beep
"One."
Beep
"Two."
Beep
"Three."
Beep
"Four."
Beep
The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
Beep
Background voice A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Beep
Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Beep
"One."
Beep
"Two."
Beep
"Three."
Beep
"Four."
Beep
The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
Beep
Background voice A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Beep
Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
A sense of nostalgia, particularly with a meme widely known.
(verb/noun)
"Bro, that place just gave me skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, rizz sizzlers on my mind yeah
(verb/noun)
"Bro, that place just gave me skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, rizz sizzlers on my mind yeah
by The Real Tweal April 10, 2024
Get the skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,mug. i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz
by kidlinger June 28, 2010
Get the carpet minemug. When someone (usually a guy) is trying to finesse an uninterested person (usually a girl) and sends them a dm every day, searching for a response.
“I’ve sent her a good morning to her every day with no reply” “bro, sounds like you’re mining for simp coin”
by kebot July 15, 2021
Get the mining for simp coinmug. by 7neEnd November 29, 2024
Get the mining off-cameramug. 