suck martin

When you brush your teeth with a mans dick

Ahh last night I suck martined To get the spinach out of my mouth

by Tony Jaboni November 15, 2013

billy martin

Mediocre "goth" guitarist, who resembles Meryl Streep's skeleton. Performs with pop band, Good Charlotte. Looks very odd indeed. He wears more make up than me, but always boasts his manliness. His body is covered in Nightmare Before Christmas scribbles and other "cult-yet-trendy" flashwork. Saddo.

Don't tell anyone but... I think billy is immortal.
Billy certainly is anorexic.
Eat a sandwhich!
Errr... what gender is Billy anyway?
If Billy goes any further into the closet we will have to start calling him Aslan!
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline.

"OMG i just seen his girlf, wot a butter face. Billy have me! I can suck your willy, better than her" -Average Billy Fan.

by Michelle The Pirate July 10, 2004

Doing a Martin

Fucking a woman from behind and then spunking in her hair

Last night I had some Clunge and her daughter caught me doing a Martin on her

by Drydockdad January 10, 2015

Patrick Martin

One who eats the butthole (rim job)

"oh yea he totally patrick martined her"

by poopdollar August 17, 2011

travis martin

the most fagulous guy in the universe. immaculately conceived and born to conquer the cosmos! a.k.a. "Star"

It's Travis Martin Bitch!

by Travis Martin April 28, 2008

Martin Bowl

A county wide football game held between Martin County High School Tigers and South Fork High School Bulldogs and winner is that years reigning champ. A great time of the year when South Fork gives county that good wood! And steam rolls their asses!

Dude 1:You going to the Martin Bowl?

Dude 2:Course South Fork going to give county that good wood!

by thegoodwood August 20, 2011

Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time

1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

by dacos April 8, 2009