A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.
In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.
by gator777 October 26, 2014
spencer long, usually tries to touch everyone’s dick at school. sends nudes to pedos. he has a small willy. and twerks everywhere he goes
by gayboyspencer October 27, 2019
If your girl ain’t texting back 9:30 on a Friday night chances are shes hanging with Dametus Long, and ain’t coming back.
“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”
“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”
“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”
“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”
by Jeb42069 January 15, 2021
by Monkey Hole February 22, 2021
Taking an expensive mortgage in the current economic situation seemed a long throw to Jeff and Dinna
by Conzwelo January 29, 2009