Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021

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Xibu long

a doge apart of the communist party

oh no Xibu long is spreading communism

by voxik February 17, 2021

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Chocolate long

The word chocolate long means big fat black cock. The fat black long tends to be over 9 inches.

Have you seen his hard chocolate long, it’s soooo big...

by Monkey Hole February 21, 2021

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Long-Dolphin

A Sex position where it’s a train of oral sex

“Let me hit it in long-dolphin”

by saladboy1234 February 26, 2021

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Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

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