james long

a very epic lad

james long is an epic lad

by JUSTLETMEPICKANAMEUTOSSER June 27, 2021

Long ankle

People that has small calves.

Damn man, your upper body is huge but you calves are so small they look like long ankles.

by EyDiZZ September 12, 2020

long thigh

a girl who has no butt at all and looks like her thighs run all the way up to her waist.

Man 1:that girl right there aint got no booty at all, she is completely flat
Man 2:boy you right; she got long thigh

by suzie jane February 23, 2011

the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

by gator777 October 25, 2014

girl to be long

When a girl is down to have sex for a long period of time.

wow that girl to be long!

by iamgroooooot June 11, 2017

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

long vacation

A long vacation means to die

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation

by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018