A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

by Doobie87 July 17, 2017

Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

hobo mealing

Jackin food and a drink from walmart then walking around the store until you are done then hiding it someplace. A free meal while you shop at walmart.

jacking food from walmart a free meal for those with a low consious hobo mealing is the new smoking

by jimbobjoe69 March 25, 2011

Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers

This term was originally created by Grant Wisler in a YouTube video called “Commercials Trying To Be Hip With The Kids 2”
And also generated the “Dab you up a meal real quick. GYATT! Now that’s rizz.
It is used like; “Okay kids, here’s your.. “ Kids: “Sigma meal skibidi slicers!” It is shown as a skibidi toilet themed quesadilla.

“Yo dude, I just love sigma meal skibidi slicers” Friend: “KYS”

by Penis Eatsr April 28, 2024

Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers

When someone has a meal at a Gen Alpha restaurant with iPad kids (McDonald's, Wendy's, etc.)

Friend: OMG guys! I just had my Sigma Meal Skibidi Slicers in Mcdonalds!!!

Friend 2: Stop being an iPad kid and have some actual rizz.

Friend: OK, but don't act like a rizzler in front of every sigma. Especially near the Alphas.

by Sigmamealskibidislicersofficia April 19, 2024

Migos Meal

The migos meal is whatever you want it to be as long as it tastes yummy and you rock with it. Delicious food that doesn't miss (just like the migos).

Luke: Bro what should we get for dinner?
Brett: Lets get the migos meal!
Luke: Facts that shit slaps FTB

by mistaflames1996 January 5, 2022

Full course meal

(Adj.) There are people who are a snack and they're cute at the moment, but then there are people that are so attractive they are more than just a snack. They are the full course fucking meal.

Person 1: Do you see that guy over there? What a snack
Person 2: (looks over) Ooooo damn he's not a snack he's a fucking full course meal

by wertyuiop;lk September 6, 2018