cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020

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Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

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ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master

by Random perosn February 26, 2019

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bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

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ship

“I’m aware”
“I agree”

“I been known”

for those who know, a combination of “I’m sharp” and “I’m hip”

Connor: “Dude this party is fire!”
Jason: “Bro I’m ship”

by anonymous April 8, 2021

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Ship

A large sea fairing vessel in which transports cargo or civilians across vast oceans. This should never be referred to as a boat, anyone who calls it a boat is a filthy land lubber

Tommy: “look at that big boat out there!! I want a big boat like that!”

Timmy: “ YAAAARRRRGH YE’ FILTHY LAND LUBBER, THAT VESSEL BE A SHIP, NEVER WAS OR SHALL IT BE A BOAT, NOW WALK THE PLANK!!!!!”

by SanguineBalloon January 31, 2018

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