Hairy Miffy

A hairy vagina commonly known as a bush

OMG are you wearing furry panties?
HOLY SHIT! No! that's just a hairy Miffy!!

by American Hamster February 15, 2009

hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.

Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!

by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011

Hairy Sackett

A term that when uttered will usually end a conversation or Facebook thread abruptly. The effect of this is always more pronounced when the subject of the conversation revolves around the now deceased singer/song writer Ronnie James Dio.
Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.

Person 1: I have to tell you the story about my enormous cyst before we have dinner.

Person 2: Hairy Sackett

by Ullahammer February 25, 2011

hairy scissor

When you have an unscheduled dismount were one's legs are spread apart while up-side down in the air.

Oh shit! I have to grab her horse! She just pulled a hairy scissor! I hope she's alright!

by Mary Va j j December 21, 2007

hairy JU

the vaginal region that is unusually hairy, hairs are often long and curly...like a jewish man (hence JU)

"shit i have to shave my hairy JU"
"oh god i have suchhh a hairy JU atm"
"ewww did you see her hairy JU?!?"
"Mann dats some haiirry poontang, just like JU!"

by mary lovegoat October 5, 2008

pink hairy

a slang term that is not too offensive to your woman meaning her pussy...is basically disgusting.

hey you know that ho you met last week.
ya what about her.
i met her about an hour ago.
oh yeah howd that go.
you didnt tell me she had a pink hairy.

by drkush010 October 13, 2010

The hairy surprise

When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.

O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.

by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010