pink hairy

a slang term that is not too offensive to your woman meaning her pussy...is basically disgusting.

hey you know that ho you met last week.
ya what about her.
i met her about an hour ago.
oh yeah howd that go.
you didnt tell me she had a pink hairy.

by drkush010 October 13, 2010

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The hairy surprise

When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.

O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.

by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010

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hairy-chested

Characterized by especially exaggerated or stereotypical manliness.

... the regulators have been powerless to do much more than issue hairy-chested statements about stepping up supervision and a willingness to impose penalties.

Elizabeth Knight, Surveying the field of carnage The Sydney Morning Herald March 07 2008

by madrigal communications March 9, 2008

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hairy scissor

When you have an unscheduled dismount were one's legs are spread apart while up-side down in the air.

Oh shit! I have to grab her horse! She just pulled a hairy scissor! I hope she's alright!

by Mary Va j j December 21, 2007

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Hairy Miffy

A hairy vagina commonly known as a bush

OMG are you wearing furry panties?
HOLY SHIT! No! that's just a hairy Miffy!!

by American Hamster February 15, 2009

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hairy JU

the vaginal region that is unusually hairy, hairs are often long and curly...like a jewish man (hence JU)

"shit i have to shave my hairy JU"
"oh god i have suchhh a hairy JU atm"
"ewww did you see her hairy JU?!?"
"Mann dats some haiirry poontang, just like JU!"

by mary lovegoat October 5, 2008

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