John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenademug. *Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
Get the Grenade Explosionmug. by grand lake shore May 24, 2011
Get the grenade trainmug. by nigganiggahigga May 30, 2016
Get the grenade singhmug. by brushnz March 3, 2019
Get the blame grenademug. The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.
Man 2: He WHAT?
Man 2: He WHAT?
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021
Get the Floridian Hand Grenademug. An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024
Get the Italian hand grenademug.