"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 1, 2017
Get the dan's girlfriendmug. The kind of Jewellery you might buy for ur gf after you’ve known her for a few months, for a birthday or holiday. Not too expensive but still nice, around $50-$100. It’s not a very meaningful gift.
Guy 1: Is this a nice necklace for my gf?
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
by Hepig February 19, 2019
Get the girlfriend jewelrymug. Ted looked across the drunken hoard at the bar; it had been a while and he needed to find an emergency girlfriend.
by Overtheunder September 20, 2016
Get the emergency girlfriendmug. A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean January 21, 2016
Get the Ikea Girlfriendmug. (Adjective) a word to describe a female that pretends to be obsessed or involved in the same interests, music, fandoms, etc. as her boyfriend/girlfriend to feel accepted by said partner.
Did you hear carol has been listening to country music and wearing camouflage and cowboy boots everywhere?
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.
by Lavendear July 11, 2016
Get the Fan Girlfriendmug. This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.
Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017
Get the girlfriend vetomug. The kind of vibes you get from a girl you see in the store or anywhere out in public (especially when she is alone), to make it known by everyone around her that she is not available. Maybe it’s because she’s got headphones on, she’s looking at her phone or her surroundings a lot to keep track of why she’s out in the first place and who is around her, and she doesn’t make eye contact or really smile at anyone. She’s not in a bad mood, she just doesn’t want to be approached by anyone with romantic (or, maybe even platonic) intentions of getting to know her.
example 1-
guy 1: hey man, you see her? go and holler at her
guy 2: nah bro she got gf energy, i’m not tryna get in somebody’s drama
guy 1: oh yea, you right. she don’t even smile, haha
example 2-
i used to come in here all the time and she’d ring me up and we’d talk a little before i left the store, but i gave her my number a couple times and now she got gf energy and won’t talk to me at all. i think she’s with somebody
example 3-
girl 1: why’d you give that man that girlfriend energy like that?
girl 2: what man?
girl 1: i know you just seen him! the dude that just smiled at you a minute ago! in the grey shirt?
girl 2: so? what about him?
girl 1: you know you’re single.. go talk to him! give that man a chance, i think he likes you.
girl 2: yea, i’m good on that… i don’t wanna talk.
guy 1: hey man, you see her? go and holler at her
guy 2: nah bro she got gf energy, i’m not tryna get in somebody’s drama
guy 1: oh yea, you right. she don’t even smile, haha
example 2-
i used to come in here all the time and she’d ring me up and we’d talk a little before i left the store, but i gave her my number a couple times and now she got gf energy and won’t talk to me at all. i think she’s with somebody
example 3-
girl 1: why’d you give that man that girlfriend energy like that?
girl 2: what man?
girl 1: i know you just seen him! the dude that just smiled at you a minute ago! in the grey shirt?
girl 2: so? what about him?
girl 1: you know you’re single.. go talk to him! give that man a chance, i think he likes you.
girl 2: yea, i’m good on that… i don’t wanna talk.
by neil rc April 5, 2023
Get the girlfriend energymug.