Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Get the Panda Expressmug. When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019
Get the On the express train to Narniamug. N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.
Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr November 29, 2023
Get the The Boebert Expressmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Childrenmug. To express your essence. To express yourself truthfully without deceit. To show love in many forms how you feel personally, from the experiences of your life mentally, physical, spiritually and emotionally.
By his expressence, I could tell he is an extraordinary gift to the world. Her expressence is magnetic.
by CosmicEnergyZon December 15, 2022
Get the EXPRESSENCEmug.