amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

Sugar Coating

The act of making bad news more palatable. This is often accomplished by adding positive reinforcement, apologetic phrases, or sympathetic comments.

It was always difficult to tell someone they had AIDS, but with a little Sugar Coating they would only cry for an hour or two.

by Fox Populi March 6, 2022