That’s what he said.

Apparently, “That’s what he said” means exactly the same as the popular sexual pun, “That’s what she said”, but with a masculine personal pronoun.

This phrase can be used when talking about one’s sexual engagement with a guy. It can be manipulated almost anywhere and everywhere to make seem even a simple dialogue or a sentence, sexual.

For example,

Philippe: “Have you tried that new recipe in an oven?”
John: “Yeah, but it was so big that I could not fit it in.”
Philippe winks: “That’s what he said.”

by Literary Expert March 15, 2019

Come Said the Boy

It was a party night,
It was the end of school
His head was feeling light -- first time
She seemed much older then,
She had turned 17,
And she knew some older men -- first time
Come said the boy,
Let's go down to the sand.
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
And she said -- well I've been waiting for a long time,
And you've changed a lot.
Up-till now it's been the wrong time
To know whether to from here or not
Ohhh well come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see -- come on be a man for me.
Ho, ho, ho.
We've both been waiting for a long time,
We've both changed a lot.
Up-till now it seemed the wrong time --
To know wether to from here or not.
Ohhhhhh...

But come said the boy,
Let's go down on the sand,
Let's do what we wanna do --
Let me be a man for you.
She said come with me boy,
Just take my hand,
I'll let you see what you wanna see --
COME ON be my MAN for me.
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
Ho, oh, oh, oh
It was a party night, it was the end of school.
His head was feeling light -- it was the first time.
She seemed much older then, she had turned 17 --
And she knew some older men...
Ohhh the first time.

by Death Menace April 28, 2023

Said

No regret what, so, ever.

"Yo bro you know you slept with my sisters boyfriend right."
"Yeah. Said."

by Killed69It March 27, 2022

that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

by KaptainKid March 13, 2012

I said Memphis

I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you

"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"

"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"

by decenen April 13, 2023

That's what she said

Its what a band student said to me once

Student: *shows me a saxophone that's big*
Me: wow! Its big!
Student: That's what she said
Me: AHAHAHAHA LOLLLLLL

by Rubeedi April 17, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025