A complete dick maneuver where you take a drunk chick who's on the rag and hook her up with someone else equally or more plastered. When they wake up in the morning they'll discover the sheets or couch they slept on to have a good amount of menstruation on them, hence red dawn.
Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: It sucked in a big way.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Dan hooked me up with some chick.
Guy 1: Why is that so bad? Was she ugly?
Guy 2: No. It's because I woke up this morning and my fucking couch had period blood all over it. Dan red dawned me.
Guy 1: That's a dick maneuverif I've ever seen one.
Guy 2: It sucked in a big way.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Dan hooked me up with some chick.
Guy 1: Why is that so bad? Was she ugly?
Guy 2: No. It's because I woke up this morning and my fucking couch had period blood all over it. Dan red dawned me.
Guy 1: That's a dick maneuverif I've ever seen one.
by Broba Fett March 8, 2011
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Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
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Y/N: Dude I really need something to read
Person: Go ask red they always have the best/worst fanfictions
Person: Go ask red they always have the best/worst fanfictions
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