goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.

“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”

by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022

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friends lounge

a golden place where you hang out with other people who also dont have any bitches but you do get pretty good hentai tbh this place is pretty good join now gamers 👍

kizuna: what a good server friends lounge is.
sky: imma fuck it up real quick...
xerleyer: no bitches.

by no bitches. April 14, 2022

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Friend of Karl

Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.

Do you watch Hasan? He’s got some good takes. He’s a friend of Karl, you know. A fellow traveler.

by THE_AE April 17, 2022

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fortnite friends

This hints that people are a little more than friends. The act of playing fortnite together, a deeply embarrassing game, shows the true passion between people. It shows the connection and vulnerability between a couple. This presents them being more than friends but not ready to share it.

“Hey bro. I really like you. Let’s be fortnite friends”

by ilovefartslol April 18, 2022

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