A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.
"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022
Get the Fake friendmug. When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023
Get the Fake Friendmug. A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.
"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"
by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023
Get the Second-Rate Friendmug. um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....
pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd
pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd
by oh um okkk April 11, 2021
Get the mom like friendmug. OOTD - Outfit of the day
An OOTD Friend is someone who uses people when it looks good for them. They will throw them away when they don’t want them anymore.
An OOTD Friend is someone who uses people when it looks good for them. They will throw them away when they don’t want them anymore.
by YourLocalBonerGarage December 17, 2019
Get the OOTD Friendmug. by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022
Get the Fake friendmug. Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.
The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life
Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted
The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life
Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted
by publicownedhome March 18, 2021
Get the Friendmug.