Cat

A cute little demon with razor sharp claws

"WATCH OUT! THERES A CAT!"

by anonymous January 18, 2022

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

cat trapping

The act of cock blocking intended for females trying to hook up

Emma, you are cat trapping me and grace.

by cmr1213 December 26, 2018

Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.

The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!

by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019

emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

this is possibly the worst thing ever

i should never look out emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

by Pottbellyocassional June 25, 2025

Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.

mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice

by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021