I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
by Mis-hap October 24, 2010
Get the Second Hand Friend Fist Bumpmug. 
A negative social effect in which a new person in a friend group usually thinks he's friends with the people in the group. And tries his hardest to integrate into their social structure. But the people in the friend group usually treat him as a friend. But in reality, they're doing it not to upset him/her. They usually treat the new person like a dick. Acting nice while also putting him/her in the background.
Usually named so because the new person mostly tends to be fifth one. Most social structures consists out of people in groups of 4.
Usually named so because the new person mostly tends to be fifth one. Most social structures consists out of people in groups of 4.
John: "I asked Kevin if he would want to hang out some time. He said yes but he just straight up ignored me after I tried to ask him when but he ignored me. At the end of it he hung out with another friend and completely ignored me."
Bob: "John, it looks like you have fifth friend syndrome."
Bob: "John, it looks like you have fifth friend syndrome."
by TheSmellyCheeseBoi April 8, 2022
Get the Fifth Friend Syndromemug. by BbyVee March 19, 2024
Get the Friend Crushmug. Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
by kylierg October 7, 2019
Get the Fake friendsmug. by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020
Get the kiss ur friends daymug. Why can't you be friends with women?
Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?
No.
Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.
You can't say that.
They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.
Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.
Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.
Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.
Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?
Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....
Yeah. That is how women work.
But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.
Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?
No.
Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.
You can't say that.
They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.
Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.
Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.
Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.
Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?
Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....
Yeah. That is how women work.
But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.
Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
Get the Friendsmug.