Cat

A loaf of pure joy for the human eyes and world to see. If you see a cat, never reject it. It will hunt you down. Make sure to pet it on the head when you see one

"Look at that cute cat"
"Aww can I pet your cat"

by Catkittycatcat April 22, 2024

Kali-cat

A kali-cat is a person who thinks they are better than everyone else, and always angry.
this name is usually given to a very short and very angry person, which is what spawns the "Cat" part of the name, and anybody with this nickname is usually very obnoxious as well.

Jared is SUCH a kali-cat, I cant make a single joke without him blowing up at me!
Lily is always so mad at me! I honestly think shes becoming a kali-cat

by Billiam Fulwark April 28, 2024

Watermelon Cat

A perfect, gorgeous cat that is grey, sleeps on watermelons(literally) and he's a nice and cute companion. He eats small bites of watermelon.

The watermelon cat is our new god!

by Mudkippz May 2, 2024

CAT AND THE HAT

When someone talking wild

Skyler *starts tweaking*
walter"THAT BITCH ON CAT IN THE HAT"
CAT AND THE HAT

by Dirt sandwitch May 7, 2024

cat swapping

The act of switching from your girlfriend to her best friend in an attempt to get off during sex.

“Cat swapping” has caused my girlfriend to break up with me and her best friend is somehow pregnant

by Drowned Cereal May 8, 2024

Sphinx cat

more commonly know as "the naked cat", Sphinx cats are know for their disturbing lack of hair...AT ALL

You: Urgh whats that fugly looking thing

Me: Oh! Thats a sphinx cat

by CoolotakuB) May 9, 2024

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024