Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011

IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

fortnite kid

a annoying person who plays fortnite and ruins the game for people (couper) they try to be funny evan tho there not they are the bain of hummanity and if you see one you should kill it.

hey look its a fortnite kid

by Wizdragon001 March 1, 2022

Scene Kid

Commonly mistaken for emo. Any emo kid who dresses emo for the style, not the feeling. If you're not sad and "emo" you're just a scene kid.

Scene Bitch: OMG I was at this party and I was so drunk! LAWLCAKES goood times!
Emo Bitch: Shut up scene kid *Cry cry*

by poopyface mgee March 25, 2009

Cool kid

When josh hooks up with a tinder girl or when payne goes to a different state for a junior team.

Josh is a cool kid for hooking up with a 3.
Payne is a cool kid for playing junior c out of state.

by Bubmomsamilf December 6, 2020

the kid baidu

The gangta version of the man. A hustler, a lover, a fighter and a hart breaker.the best at everything he does and doesn't give a fuck about what people think

The Kid baidu is crazy! He'll beat your ass then take your bitch then her best friend and he will definitely fuck ur mom! stay away he will destroy ur hart!!!

by don't worry999 November 22, 2021

Kid

V. When a child hides something and it autocorrects to “kid” it.

He kid my work keys.

by Cantreachthecabinets January 6, 2021