by Fifa pro player with 197 August 23, 2022

Putting 4 fingers up when posing for a picture means that you don’t have a fucking clue wtf you doing.
by yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeeeeyeeeeeee July 27, 2022

by Guntars Heldvigs October 5, 2022

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.
Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.
by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

by nzxzty April 18, 2022

The insatiable desire to pleasure oneself in a very aggressive and uncontrollable manner with a vagina. It's like your hand has a mind of its own and is on a mission to find pleasure at all costs.
Ariadna was cruising into work while self operating her Tesla. Suddenly she was overcome by the urge to engage in a Fiddle fingers frenzy. Full Self Driving mode was activated and multiple orgasms were achieved. Ariadna made it to work on top and stress free.
by SwolePoleDad July 24, 2024
