Cats

the most adorable, fluffy, cutest, extraordinary thing that you will come across. THEY R PERFECT.

Dad: what do you want for your birthday?
You: Cats
Dad: You already have 3
You: Your point is?

by lilmonkey222 March 26, 2023

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Cat walk

The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.

"I just watched a cat walk"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021

Cat

Amazing fluffy demons who rule the world by using humans as their puppets.

"cat"

by Zoria de butterfly January 26, 2021

Cats

1. A feline animal.
2. A slang term used to speak of a well respected and prolific musician(s).

Person 1- Yeah, I got this gig to play drums at a church for a while now.
Person 2- Oh, I see. I heard that there’s just a bunch of older Cats that perform there. Those guys are DUMMY good.

by SucXfatal July 13, 2021

Cat shagger

Eilia shags his cats all day everyday

When eilia goes quiet off the mic the cat shagger is at work

by Jammy lizard December 31, 2020

Cat Flap

Labia (Pussy Lips)

I bought alkaline soap for my cat flaps.

by Rhino That is Albino August 3, 2017