Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?
by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023
Get the newsmug. 
A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.
"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!
by Lana Wols February 23, 2018
Get the New Age Rodeomug. Formerly used to point out news that is not trustworthy. Since advent of Trumpism Fake news has the meaning: I don't want to hear your facts.
by Koki69420 September 28, 2022
Get the Fake newsmug. Typically used to say that something isn’t old. In this case it’s used as a last name
The last name of some very smart, funny people!
The last name of some very smart, funny people!
by Leaka October 23, 2019
Get the Newmug. 
by Liamisfat January 22, 2025
Get the New york hairduemug.