Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

double chocolate finkle

Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.

“I love her so much bro! She even let me do the double chocolate finkle! Im gonna marry her!”

by coink September 2, 2023

double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

by Baked Bread August 7, 2017

Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.

My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.

by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022

Double dipped

When your man is f*cking your pu$$y and then starts f*cking your a$$, but then goes back to f*cking your pu$$y, or when your man goes back to the pu$$y when there's some gross a$$ sh*t from your booty.

Hoe I know: "Hey, what happened to "Michael from Tinder"?"

Me: "Oh, that brah got dumped after he double dipped last weekend."

by LoveTheHaterzzzz69 March 6, 2016

double butterfly

When you stick yo peen in yo gurl while in bed and cocoon yourselves with blankies like butterflies

Nick Likes To Do The Double Butterfly With Sara Every Night ;)

by Lythaliaa October 21, 2021