THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY

this term is heavily used by infantry, paratrooper and ranger military units as a humorous taunt at the"rain God" when rain looks likely.

it's intended to harden the spirit against emenent hardship and intimidate the unindoctrinated

Pvt Jones: looks like rain sergeant
Sgt: THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY

by Seamussaid April 5, 2017

slick as owl pussy

So slick you can't stand up in it

Watch out, Mack said it was slick as owl pussy!!

by Mackdaddynextdoor June 16, 2017

Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

by Stevemadden November 13, 2017

your pussy was hurting

Pansy, gave up. Couldn’t handle it.

You went home early? I heard your pussy was hurting.

by Brandon Missouri November 24, 2017

Pasta n Pussy

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters

Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."

by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017

Graham Cracker Pussy

When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy

Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy

by Iillaann January 16, 2020

2020 my pussy

When your girl wants you to fuck her pussy so hard that you destroy it.(most of the times it's enough to make a grown man cry from joy when he hears it)

Man comes back home from 8 hours of work exhausted and sees his wife waiting for him on the bed.
His wife:"Hey babe, I want you to 2020 my pussy"
Husband suddenly becomes as happy as a kid that is given ice cream and gains the energy to accomplish his mission.

by Geothegreat June 6, 2020