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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

Cheese Boggle

A Ponce or a pretentious, affected, or effete man.

"You're a Cheese Boggle"

by Shucks77 September 13, 2025

Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.

by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018

mi cheese

The most charming, funniest, and cute person you will ever meet. They will entice you with being friends with them before you even notice.

Oh my god, mi cheese is my friend now!

by Amber28 October 16, 2019

Fromunder cheese

The nasty collection of dirt, grime, coochie juice, and swamp ass into the tant. Some people love to scrape it off and use it as a butter substitute on there toast.

Hey man can you smell that? I think someone has a mean case of fromunder cheese.

by Niagra_Balls69 December 18, 2023