Double Assectomy

A girl who ain't got no ass.

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?

by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024

Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.

"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"

by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024

Double Assectomy

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.

Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.

by Damon_Keaton June 18, 2024

The Double Stuffed Donut

The recipient will be taking a shit. When the turd is mostly out of the ass, it gets shoved back in, followed up by putting the givers dick or a dildo in immediately after it.

Yesterday I gave her The Double Stuffed Donut

by Broom Stick Jesus June 19, 2024

double-twister

When committing in a sexual act, wrapping the long lady locks around the hand a second time with a good grip causes climax

You are definietely a double-twister

by marshallarting June 23, 2024

double underhook motor ass

In missionary position, you wrap your right arm under her left leg and left arm under her right leg pulling both legs back and repeatedly pile drive your penis in her vagina with your ball slapping against her ass.

She loves double underhook motor ass!

by Billy ray valentine 2 June 25, 2024

Belgian double-dip

When someone does Anal, then Oral, and then back to Anal. Worse way to have sex because you have a high chance to get sick.

Did you hear about Jeff’s wife, she got really sick after they tried a Belgian double-dip. She had a really bad bacterial infection.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024