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Blowjob for best friend day

October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day
I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day
by Bddaddy October 18, 2022
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Friends

I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.
Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.
Person A: “I thought we were friends?”

Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”

Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“

Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”

Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“
by Jay_____________ October 23, 2022
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the friends💀

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀
teacher:wheres the friends💀 you:i don't have one... teacher:explains
by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022
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National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure
by Haideez January 2, 2022
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best friend

someone you can be really gay with when you both know you ain't gay >:)
person 1: "yo best friend wanna get a room or sum"

person 2: "hell yea"
by dorrhandle January 3, 2022
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