Fake News

A made up word to make "evidence of gouvernement fraude and deception" seem implausible to media and citizen's

These reports about the lekker documents are fake news

by ImWhiteSoIMustBeRasict?! March 27, 2021

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New bsf?

I be so ready to post that new bsf post like I luv my current bsf but we so toxic bro

Who wanna be my new bsf?

My current one is toxic😢

by Relatable.quotes January 30, 2022

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Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.

"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."

by gannucard September 1, 2018

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New Yearsy

Being very drunk or intoxicated, such as you would be on New Years. Not feeling like your normal self due to a large amount of alcoholic beverages.

Grant: How are you feeling? You look a little out of it.
Erica: I'm a bit new yearsy I just got back from a great party.
Grant: I'm quite new yearsy myself.

by wgjgroupie February 20, 2011

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Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories

All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.

by Danlod July 18, 2017

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New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021

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