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New Orleans Salt Shaker

When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker
Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...
by TyPel911 January 24, 2022
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NEW STATE MOBILE

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.
Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*
by Campingnoob July 14, 2022
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new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 โ€œ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?โ€
F2 โ€œ Idk say your a miner.โ€
F1 โ€œ Nah Iโ€™ma tell her Iโ€™m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.โ€
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
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New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.
Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin
by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024
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New York lonely boy

Made popular by Netflixโ€™s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents whoโ€™s more comfortable around adults than kids.

They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?

Ooh, Mike! Heโ€™s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
by RandomZed March 28, 2023
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new-age scene girl

New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.
Annalise: Who's that girl over there?
Cameron: Oh, that's August. She's a new-age scene girl
by Graystripe November 21, 2016
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