tub hub

People who are crazy about baths and bathing

John: Dave is still in the bath?
Robert: What a tub hub!

by MattDIC818 February 05, 2015

tub-e-atosis

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness

"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"

by Flighty February 01, 2019

Oregon Hot Tub

Heating a body of water using flatulence

“I’m going to turn this pool into an Oregon Hot Tub”

by BoboRitch June 02, 2018

tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 25, 2016

Tub-ass

When a person is extremely obese. Like their ass is the size of a tub.

Becky to Amanda: You see Lucy over there?
Amanda: Omg yes girl, she is such a tub-ass.
Lucy: Who you calling a tub-ass, bitch?

by longdonglee January 11, 2025

Tubbing

Having sex with a fat girl a bath full of beans

Hi Judith do you fancy tubbing tonight and I will bring the beans

by Bob shackles February 05, 2021

Kody tub cream

When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.

Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.

Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!

by Tub rub December 13, 2021