Shrimp

A shrimp is a young boy called harry that farts a lot and is a very smelly boy who refuses to get washed. He has a younger brother called Marco who is the most handsome boy ever. He has a mum called Alida and a Dad called Simon.

Mum:( sniffs child ) You stink !

CHILD: what i just got out of the sea .
Mum: take a shower
Child: no
Mum: omg you such a harry/shrimp

by Mismatch 272 November 11, 2018

asian shrimp

When an Asian has a dry dick

“Ay man I heard you were fucking chloe” “yesterday”
“Nah man”
“Why not”

“Cause I got an Asian shrimp”

by Hitler-one-four-five December 19, 2018

Donald Shrimp

A money whore.

Also can be referred to a very huge jackass in some situations.

(Person 1) Is that Donald Shrimp?
(Person 2) Fuck off mate, he is just a shrimp that has a money whore issue, ignore him.

by pussylover1124 June 24, 2018

Shrimps

The female areola

"can I pinch your shrimps?"

by Purpleapplesauce69 June 24, 2018

spill shrimp

The opposite of spilling tea. Telling about someone in a good light.

Did you see Ryan Trahan spill shrimp about how nice Haley Pham is?

by Sarris July 26, 2018

Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)

Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."

by c0mradekast February 4, 2019

Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

by demon_peaches September 21, 2018