The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

by Marcy Regina Wu April 20, 2023

Sonic Throat

the moment when someone’s oral performance reaches maximum efficiency, much like the narrowest point of a nozzle in thermodynamics, where compressible flow hits Mach 1. Just as no further increase in upstream pressure can accelerate the flow beyond the sonic point, the recipient might feel they’ve reached the "maximum capacity" of pleasure, with all systems operating at peak thermodynamic intensity

Will's mother has been known to give 'Sonic Throat' in the morning.

by slipnslide2 December 19, 2024

Sonic Boom Protests

The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.

He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.

Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.

What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.

by not a normal man December 19, 2024

SONIC RHYMEZ

A person who is homed to a lot of weird people in YouTube like Mada for example

“HELP SONIC RHYMEZ KIDNAPPED MY FAMILY”

by RickyCool123 January 21, 2023

Sonic Slurpee

When you go to sonic and your girl gives you head in the sonic stall

Yo bro I just got a sonic slurpee last night!

Have you ever given a sonic slurpee before?

by Bsuperllama January 19, 2022

Sonic adventure 7

Cool game on game boy color that was ruined by hollyleaf

Sonic adventure 7 Is the best game👻

by Smm2lover29383837454363 October 29, 2023

Sonic Euphoria

The Sonic fangame that lady Super Music Zone made. The story follows Amy as she has sex with 50 different guys in each zone and also does drugs.

Zones:
Fan Service

Knock Knock It's Knuckles
Death Eggxposition
Blasphemous Boner
Thomas and Friends
Banana Ballin'
Misty
Tampon Turbine
The Meg 2: Aquatic Boogaloo
You Wouldn't Steal A Handbag
Meth
Regal Ruin from Sonic R
Egg Oestrogen

Yo that girl Super is really good at music. She made Sonic Euphoria! It's better than Hysteria.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 March 13, 2022