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Flake

A person who plans to do something or promises to hang out but never comes through. Often times they will lag for hours or make an excuse why they couldn't show up, but it’s really cap.
“wow niyamae really said she would bring me a Mcflurry but she flaked on me”

“Smh niya said she would be at the jaccuzi but shes a flake”
by RandySavage!8 April 4, 2024
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Corn Flaked

The act of violently snapping somebody’s spinal chord in a similar action you would use to snap a corn flake in half. yeah
“aw dude, he didn’t reply to my text! i’m so angry!”
oh really? he’s getting Corn Flaked next time i see him”
by tr3estub November 8, 2020
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stripper flakes

When a stripper rubs up on you, and there's residue.
"Yo bro, them stripper flakes on your chin are straight crusty!"
by CrustyFlakes May 27, 2017
mugGet the stripper flakesmug.

Sam-Flake

You fucking Sam-Flake!
by Welsh wizard January 21, 2022
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Flake

Flake
by Moi2 November 8, 2021
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Frosted Flakes

Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.
“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?
by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017
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pasty flakes

a male faggot typically one who has very pale skin also large amounts of dandruff.
man that kid gavin is such a pasty flakes.
-yeah i know right?!
by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016
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