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Caleb

Usually chill. Prime of life is 10-15, and usually they turn emo. Most commonly is a black haired Caleb, or Very Dark Brown. They’re said to be quite intelligent, but clumsy. They text people all the time, but never face-to-face, because It gets awkward. A lot are said to be obsessed with memes and anime. They can range in the handsome factor from 3-10.
“Hey, is that Caleb? I didn’t know he hung around with that sort of people.”
~ Random Person

“Yeah, I know right? Usually he likes drawing.”
~ Another Random Person
by getfuckingready January 18, 2019
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Caleb

an indian man with a terrible jump shot
"omg u shoot like caleb"
by Sam Goorkani April 28, 2025
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Caleb

Are not okay. Will argue the opposing side as you, just to see you die inside. Gives off, “sucks at chess” vibes. AND THEY PROBABLY DO. Mean. Most likely has an absent father. Could make a really great emo goth kid. Probably fell down the stairs as a younger child. If not, it would be my pleasure to fulfill that rite of fate.
Oye Caleb, Let thou push thee down the stars. Would be my honor.
by Got a hippo for Christmas December 4, 2021
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Caleb

A player. Flirts with literally every girl he comes across. Self-absorbed. Always concerned with his reputation. If you get in the way of his reputation, watch out. He's a pro at sweet talking and charming himself out of things. A lot of girls have crushed on him, but he just leads them on :D. Be careful when you come into contact with a Caleb. He's a waste of time.

On the bright side, he cares for his family.
Random girl 1: oooo, he's cute!
Random girl 2: I know right! I've liked him for 10 months now!
*Caleb holding hands with one of his many girlfriend's*
Random girl 1: I wish he didn't like her
Random girl 2: Don't worry; he told me that he doesn't actually like her
*Caleb turns around, sees them staring at him and flips his hair with a smirk*
by jesus.tap.dancing.christ December 12, 2021
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Caleb Hartsoe

The gayest male ( I assume ) alive.
You’re sure a Caleb Hartsoe
by JesusChristOurSavior February 11, 2024
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Caleb Criszanto

Caleb Criszanto is a person and he is very COOOOOL
by CHIPnD@L3 February 28, 2023
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