Get the Alanmug. A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
by daddy1x April 22, 2023
Get the Alanmug. He is the funniest guy in whole world he can be a lil sus sometimes but he a good guy so you must be lucky to have him as a friend it is really hard to fined real friends These days and he also sexy asf
Alan is hella sexy
by Elpp November 22, 2021
Get the Alanmug. A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
Get the Alan Storymug. by ZJN January 1, 2018
Get the Alanmug. by Scott1995 October 29, 2017
Get the Going for an alanmug. A sweet and caring man whose only goal in life is to please you. This medium-height Hispanic man with black hair and gorgeous brown eyes and mainly Christian beliefs will hold you closer than anyone else. When you date Alan you're going to marry him. He loves nicknames like Babe and Baby and will call you his princess!
by hehehehehahahahahaa December 5, 2022
Get the Alanmug.