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crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007
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Spirit Sack

The honorary name given to a female who, while not physically possessing a sack of testicles, mentally has balls of steel. It is said that such a feat is acknowledged as having a sack in spirit or a "spirit sack".
Jaime's spirit sack allowed her to down a shot of tequila and tell her douche monkey of a boyfriend to go fuck himself and screw an AIDS patient.
by Gwod December 18, 2009
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20 sack

what ever weed is worth 20 dollars at the time
you buy weed that the quality is worth 20 dollars
by chris balboa December 22, 2004
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waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.
This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.
by Keeping it real February 20, 2017
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cunt sack

Did you watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show remake? No, because only a cunt sack would watch that.
by XENA THE CAT October 16, 2016
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Cuzzle-sack

Verb: (to cuzzle-sack) the act of placing your arm around someone, hopefully one of some relation to you, just to distract them from the fact that you are going for a sneak touch of their danger zone

Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual

Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above

Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective

Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.
Verb:
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."

Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."

Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."
by N and M February 25, 2011
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hacky sacking

Hacky sacking - the male version of scissoring. The erotic act when two males press their man parts, specifically their scrotums, together and rub vigorously.
How was the bachelor party ? Did you do any docking ? No, just some hacky sacking.

After watching some girl on girl porn, we decided to do some scissoring of are own, I mean hacky sacking!

Matt said before he does anymore hacky sacking, he's going to get his scrotum waxed.
by Martay DeGuyter May 31, 2018
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