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the kenyan runs

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive
Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs
by Ro Ro June 30, 2007
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Mose running

Mose run can be used as a way to explain our running form, but when called in distress it can mean to Mose run out of a problem or emergency. Mose running is the only correct way to run.
"Bro I hate it here we should Mose run out of here and get some kids meals"

"yeah man sounds like a great idea I love Mose running"
by Livingnoodle May 3, 2021
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Ghetto Run

The act of running with stolen goods under both arms. And instead of taking small steps you take long strides.
Ronny: Hey look!

Ethan: What...Oh Its that crack head from the ghetto. running with some speakers. yup he's doing the Ghetto Run.

Ronny: yup. Those look a little like my speakers... Oh shit get him!
by urbanmacgyver July 29, 2009
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Wolf Run

The act of running,sprinting, or jogging on a full moon night, completely in the nude. Participators may or may not where tennis shoes for comfort. Preferred method to run is with a group or "pack".
I'm going on a wolf run tonight. Are you going to the wolf run?
by Constantine1230 May 13, 2015
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gooch run

when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch
cindy gives great gooch runs
by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009
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run of shame

the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.

the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
You are innocently walking through the park and a nearby game a football is in motion and the ball flies in your general direction. You have a choice.
a. ignore the ball
b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible

c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.
You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”
Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"
Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
by funnyhippo March 7, 2011
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cigarette run

When the family patriarch leaves his family with the excuse of getting a pack of cigarettes.
Gob left went on a cigarette run, leaving his baby mama and his child behind.
by 5buckis5bucks March 12, 2018
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