magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!

I just had a magic poop.

by Daphuk October 17, 2015

funny poop

when u take a fat shit and its looks funny

look at that funny poop

by cowboiiii November 1, 2020

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.

Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.

by Gradez March 18, 2009

Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019

Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

poop

So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"

by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 July 10, 2015