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john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering
by super chad March 29, 2022
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No Macklemores Please

Winning because of all the wrong reasons.
Jeff-Hey Sally guess what Macklemore got nominated for Best Rap Album

Sally-How the hell did Macklemore get nominated for Best Rap Album in the Grammys?!? WTF he raps over pop beats!! The only reason he got nominated was because most of the people who voted dont even listen to hiphop but for some damn reason they think they can pick whose the best at hiphop...he good at pop tho No Macklemores Please....

Jeff-😳😳

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by MysteriousForevs January 25, 2014
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please to bye

wanting and end to a annoying / upsetting conversation or situation, involving two or more persons, in or around the same area...
citizen: clearly, legally parked on a street.

officer: be careful of the cone and put on your seatbelt...

citizen: frowns, please to bye!. does it look like car moving?!
by toogrownup March 13, 2025
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Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.
- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...
by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024
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Bitch Please

A phrase a Woman will use before she goes off. This is your warning to leave before you get caught in the cross fire
The bitch: your cinnamon roles don't even taste that good
The Woman: Bitch please......
*Tension*
*Fighting*
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
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